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Not all at the same time. That's gross. No one* can do that. My more modest and less lethal goal is to eat 50 by Easter Day. Follow along as I document each egg below.

*if you can, I will just turn this page into a tribute (or probably an in memoriam) to you

CLICK ON AN EATEN EGG FOR DETAILS
SCORE: 50 / 50

When: 2/18

Where: At my desk while launching this site. IT BEGINS.



When: 2/18

Where: Desk again. A few minutes after the first, because they are delicious.



When: 2/19

Where: At work with my tuna fish sandwich. (NOT a great pairing.)



When: 2/21

Where: Outside food/drink at a showing of "Lincoln."



When: 2/22

Where: Keeping it classy at home with a sticky-note top hat.



When: 2/23

Where: At a house party.



When: 2/25

Where: Post-work snack after a long day.



When: 2/27

Where: By candlelight after a surprise power outage at home.



When: 3/1

Where: Had to downsize at work because of the sequeggster.



When: 3/1

Where: Downtown by my favorite food truck.



When: 3/2

Where: Being unhelpful at work during a Saturday shift.



When: 3/4

Where: Catching up on Cat Fancy (the Kittens Issue) before work.



When: 3/6

Where: Out in the "snowstorm," making good on a bet.



When: 3/6

Where: A quiet moment at home.



When: 3/7

Where: Celebrating a momentous internal organ milestone for Andy.



When: 3/7

Where: Betraying my hometown at Buffalo Billiards in Dupont Circle.



When: 3/9

Where: Working on some commissioned art at home.



When: 3/10

Where: While time traveling for Daylight Saving Time.



When: 3/10

Where: Dinner time. Something that says ... "Fry Daddy."



When: 3/11

Where: Just doing a little corporate sponsorship.



When: 3/12

Where: After the mother lode arrived in the mail.



When: 3/13

Where: Blessed by the finger pope.



When: 3/14

Where: While checking out JackassLetters.com.



When: 3/14

Where: Being e-embarrassed by my mom.



When: 3/15

Where: Onstage with Black Checker.



When: 3/16

Where: Kicking off St. Patrick's Day Eve / St. Pittsburgh Day



When: 3/16

Where: Cadbury Car Bomb at the Mighty Pint on M Street.



When: 3/17

Where: With me Lucky Charms, naturally.



When: 3/18

Where: While writing this sentence. Eggception.



When: 3/19

Where: Enjoying a late-night mayonegg.



When: 3/20

Where: It's a well-known fact you can balance a creme egg on the equinox.



When: 3/21

Where: Impromptu donation at Taylor Gourmet in Dupont.



When: 3/21

Where: I ate this egg with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.



When: 3/22

Where: With Gwynette, my favorite Street Sense vendor.



When: 3/22

Where: At Wok N Roll in Chinatown.



When: 3/24

Where: As part of a balanced breakfast.



When: 3/24

Where: Baked into some brownies for Family Game Night.



When: 3/25

Where: As part of the first Passover Seder Plate I've ever made.



When: 3/25

Where: While making a mess. And bread. Mostly a mess.



When: 3/26

Where: Staring sadly out my contemplation window.



When: 3/27

Where: Outside of the Supreme Court, where something seems to be happening.



When: 3/27

Where: While hanging upside down in Arlington, Va.



When: 3/28

Where: With one of those heads from Easter Island. Get it?



When: 3/28

Where: Egg 44 outside of President 44's house.



When: 3/29

Where: Raising a little awareness about the Cadbury eggery.



When: 3/29

Where: Frightening many, many people in downtown.



When: 3/31

Where: Working on some holiday-appropriate drawing at home.



When: 3/31

Where: Doing a little Easter egg decorating.



When: 3/31

Where: After the successful maiden voyage of the USS JESSKAT



When: 3/31

Where: THANK YOU.